..Hello, welcome and thank you for connecting to the Perfectly Ferank homepage - a place, which will hopefully, provide you with a light-hearted stop-off point on the information superhighway.

About Ferank...
Ferank describes himself as an IRRITAINER and poet. The reason for this is he knows his ability to entertain but often the subject, delivery or inspiration has elements of irritation (the poem T.W.O.C for instance). He won't be happy until everyone hears what he has to say. This homepage features a very thin slice of the irritainer known as Ferank Manseed. He is always interested in new applications of his work and is presently working on some music, film, dance and multimedia projects. Please leave any messages or comments in the guestbook.

What spelling mistakes?
It probably will not take you very long to realise that the poems are written in the Geordie dialect - one of the country's strongest local accents, so in an attempt to let these poems be read in their intended manner they have been written exactly as they are supposed to sound.

If a line or phrase does not appear to make sense, simply try reading it out aloud...


...It's not ganna tek ya long ta worc oot how ta dee it.

Ferank is currently working as a tattoo artist out of 'Inkslingers', Nun Street, Newcastle



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